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How To Get Rid Of Noisy Neighbors

"Best defense in order of what has worked for me. Call the police and management CONSTANTLY. Management hates getting reports from the police. Talk to your friendly neighbor about the noise... specifically, ask them where they intend to go if they are evicted... because if they keep up the noise, that's exactly what will happen. And lastly, if all else fails... make MORE noise than they produce. This works. I've done it twice now and both times the jack*ss's moved out! I recommend getting a piece of plywood and a rubber mallot from the hardware store. and ear plugs. Banging away at the plywood does two things... it relieves your stress and anxiety AND gives your noisy neighbor a healthy dose of what they have no problem dishing out. Believe me... nothing will make a person lose their sanity quicker than an obnoxious, randomly-timed, LOUD noise... beating on wood takes the cake. It penetrates their loud music, loud tv, arguing and most importantly their "down time" when it's quiet and you know they are trying to sleep. Don't let them. Be ruthless. You have to be. Passiveness will get you nothing but more noise and a smerk on the face of your enemy. Good luck!"

The plywood and rubber mallot method is something I have every intention of using on my own sleazy, low-life, sound polluting neighbors. Bastards!

stupid neighbors

one day i was on the computer doing my homework when the stupid neighbors crashed my window with a candy cane and then looked back and laughed while my mom and my sistors had to clean it up for seriosly 2 hours so no ants or bees would come and stay there!
Then i got tired of cleaning up so i decided to call the cops on those dumb idiots!But when they came the problem aint finished!!! The problem was not just our family it was everyone on the block and guess what they are in jail for asulting and damage!!!

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cellphone trouble

My friends and i were at school and while as at math class with the meanest teacher ever Mrs.Bigtow that ugly indian was on me every second my cellphone was not off then one ring tone pops saying i have a text from --- and she looks at the name and says"go to the office your going home!" And i am a sixth grader at a middle school called wilson F u bigtow!!!!

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