15 reasons why Mr. Phony (pretending his name is Sabastian) should never be allowed in public...

Sarah: I'm Sarah.

I took a long cold sip...

Sabastian: I'm thirsty.
Sarah: Yeah, but what's your name?
Sabastian: Sabastian.
Sarah: That's an interesting name...
Sabastian: I'm glad you approve.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with you? I just came over cause you looked like you might be cool to talk to.
Sabastian: Sorry, just not used to being accosted by random people at the mall.
Sarah: I can leave...
Sabastian: But you won't.
Sarah: You are a total dick.
Sabastian: And you are still here.
Sarah: Yeah well it's a free country, dick.

She still had not left, with no other reason to be sitting there I knew she was intrigued by my fuck-faceness. I would wait until she spoke again...