Here's something I'm dying to know about my fellow bloggers! In recent times, I've noticed a pattern in my blog reading habits. That the ones I read the most do not belong to my friends, and in fact, are not even weblogs that I link to. They belong to a very special breed of bloggers...

THE ASSHOLES!!!

I'll give you an example of what I'm talking about. There once were two bloggers that I became friends with. During those friendships, I took the time to read those two blogs, at the very most, once or twice a day. But usually, only made time to give them a scan once or twice a week. As I got to know these two bloggers better, I made a gruesome discovery...

They were assholes.

Sad, but true. And now knowing that they are, I am a loyal, die hard fan of both blogs. Not the people. The blogs. Now I check to see if they've been updated, and read them no less than three times a day because...

You just have to know what that asshole said!

So my question to all of you now is "Am I the only one who does this?" And how many of you would be willing to actually admit that you do it? I'm not guessing that many of you would. That's why I'm going to take a poll.