"...for allegedly beating up another supermarket customer who brought too many items into an express checkout line..."

I hate it when people do that. And "accidentally" my ass! Old ladies are notorious for that nonsense.

"...I wouldn't really hurt a cute fluffy bunny. I just kinda liked the cuteness of the bunny followed by the not so cuteness of eating it. I know it's not rocket science, but i liked the juxtaposition..."

A very strange website.