A jilted lover gave his ex-girlfriend the finger yesterday, wrapping up his severed middle digit and sending it to her at work in Manhattan, police said.

Then he called and asked her, "How did you like your Valentine's Day gift?" according to a law enforcement source.

Poor Mr. Phony. I just never realized he had so many issues.

15 reasons why Mr. Phony (pretending his name is Sabastian) should never be allowed in public...

Sarah: I'm Sarah.

I took a long cold sip...

Sabastian: I'm thirsty.
Sarah: Yeah, but what's your name?
Sabastian: Sabastian.
Sarah: That's an interesting name...
Sabastian: I'm glad you approve.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with you? I just came over cause you looked like you might be cool to talk to.
Sabastian: Sorry, just not used to being accosted by random people at the mall.
Sarah: I can leave...
Sabastian: But you won't.
Sarah: You are a total dick.
Sabastian: And you are still here.
Sarah: Yeah well it's a free country, dick.

She still had not left, with no other reason to be sitting there I knew she was intrigued by my fuck-faceness. I would wait until she spoke again...