Here is an example of what makes looking for a webhost so fruitless for me. This host will allow you to have a personal site. They'll allow you to have an adult site. But you cannot have a personal site with adult content or an adult site with personal content. This makes no sense. I am an adult. I am an adult who would like to have a personal site. What part of this do webhosts not understand?

Uugggggghh!

Any suggestions?

Unlimited space. Unlimited bandwidth. No ftp access. The FAQ page is titled "WTF?", so I don't think they'll have a problem with me using the f-word.