"The FBI has issued an alert to 350 law enforcement agencies in the southwest and Salt Lake City for potential Valentine teddy bear bombs after a suspicious transaction at a Wal-Mart last month..."

Oh, great! So now they're going to start forcing teddy bears to strip down to their underwear, too! What's next?

I went to go give it a try, but the server was over loaded. Guess they must be really popular, eh?