"Alphabet Soup is implemented in a computer program which uses the building blocks and grammar to do several things. It can generate individual letters. It can take a input string and randomly vary the letters, producing a string which is readable but strange looking. Or it can generate random strings of symbols."

Very interesting.

"Most men settle far too easily because they say they're "in love." (Sure.) You know, the good-looking man trailing a fat cow at the grocery store; the hardworking blue-collar man whose wife is a slob and spends all his money; the cold skinny rich-bitch who refuses to have any kids. Most men are Social Driftwood, who get hitched to the first tramp who smiles at them a few times, or crawls into bed with them.

Living life with a woman (or women) NOT of high quality is a drag."

What? You mean as opposed to the good-looking woman trailing a sloppy loser with poor hygiene and mis-matched clothing? As opposed to the hardworking blue-collar woman who's lazy husband sits in front of the TV all day, drinking her money away? And let's not forget about the affluent woman who's husband marries her only to maintain social acceptability, then spends every night at the strip club getting lap dances from the woman he really wants.